It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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