Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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