Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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