I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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