I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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