i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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