to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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