So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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