So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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