I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
so much tequila, so little girl.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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