You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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