He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Enjoy the penises
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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