The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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