Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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