i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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