Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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