Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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