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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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