That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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