Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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