So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Houston, we have a blender
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
