Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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