so explain again why im purple
no
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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