as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
