can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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