he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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