I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize