I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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