oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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