We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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