Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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