i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
