It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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