We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
