would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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