OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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