So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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