Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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