My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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