the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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