Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just forgot I was standing up.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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