I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
My life is pants optional.
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