Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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