I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
did you just send me my own nude
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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