i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
