Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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