My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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