i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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