Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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