I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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