This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i think i just lost a toe
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
