guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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