How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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