Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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